<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10613418</id><updated>2011-04-22T00:14:45.010-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Chrispy's Blog</title><subtitle type='html'>A Bunch Of Crap About My Boring Life That Nobody Cares About</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Chrispy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13929931000227172455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10613418.post-110887323268335795</id><published>2005-02-19T23:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-02-19T23:20:32.843-05:00</updated><title type='text'>People Can't Drive</title><content type='html'>I don't know why, but everyone on the road is a terrible driver (except me, of course.)  The other day I was driving to Lansing and it was raining quite heavily.  Quite a few people didn't even have their headlights on!  Here's a hint for all you idiots out there: if at least 90% of the other drivers on the road have their headlights on, you probably should too.  And what's with people turning on their foglights all the time?  They're called FOG lights for a reason.  They help other people see you in the fog.  When it's not foggy, they just blind everyone else on the road.  You aren't impressing anyone by turning them on, so knock it off!  And turn off your high beams when someone is coming in the other direction.  It isn't that hard...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10613418-110887323268335795?l=christopherporter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/feeds/110887323268335795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10613418&amp;postID=110887323268335795' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110887323268335795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110887323268335795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/2005/02/people-cant-drive.html' title='People Can&apos;t Drive'/><author><name>Chrispy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13929931000227172455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10613418.post-110774493075966552</id><published>2005-02-06T21:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-02-06T21:55:30.760-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Hate the Super Bowl</title><content type='html'>I hate the Super Bowl.  Actually, I hate all professional sports and sporting events.  Who wants to watch a bunch of overpaid, overweight buffoons clobber each other?  I really don't understand the appeal.  If anyone wants to explain it to me, please go ahead.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10613418-110774493075966552?l=christopherporter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/feeds/110774493075966552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10613418&amp;postID=110774493075966552' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110774493075966552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110774493075966552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/2005/02/i-hate-super-bowl.html' title='I Hate the Super Bowl'/><author><name>Chrispy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13929931000227172455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10613418.post-110748892608253188</id><published>2005-02-04T01:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-02-04T16:53:03.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Picture of Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://img240.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img240&amp;image=11010562fc.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img240.exs.cx/img240/1230/11010562fc.th.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a picture of me.  Since I'm using a Mac, I can't use blogger's Hello software.  Instead, I'm using &lt;br /&gt;www.imageshack.us to host the picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imageshack.us"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img1.imageshack.us/img/is1.gif" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at ImageShack.us"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S.  If anyone has any suggestions as to what you'd like me to write about, please leave a comment.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10613418-110748892608253188?l=christopherporter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/feeds/110748892608253188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10613418&amp;postID=110748892608253188' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110748892608253188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110748892608253188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/2005/02/picture-of-me.html' title='A Picture of Me'/><author><name>Chrispy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13929931000227172455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10613418.post-110748657188117817</id><published>2005-02-04T01:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-02-03T22:09:31.880-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My First Post</title><content type='html'>Well, I broke down and started my own blog today.  I've never had any kind of website before, so this is kind of neat.  I'm not really sure what kind of things to write about here, but since nobody will ever read it anyway, I guess it doesn't really matter.  One thing I'll be sure not to do is use the wrong spelling for words (their vs. there, for instance) because I really hate that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10613418-110748657188117817?l=christopherporter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/feeds/110748657188117817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10613418&amp;postID=110748657188117817' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110748657188117817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10613418/posts/default/110748657188117817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christopherporter.blogspot.com/2005/02/my-first-post.html' title='My First Post'/><author><name>Chrispy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13929931000227172455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
